Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Incredible Hunk

Loins of steel, nailin' babes 24/7, no one loves him more than himself.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Version two of the Chocolatier

The other looked like she wanted to kick your ass so I softened this version a touch. This one just wants to coat your ass with chocolate. She is now known as Mrs. Goodbar.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Musical Innertube

One of my favorite songs. Apparently it was also one of Jim Hensen's favorite songs too!
For those who would like the lyrics to Lydia...

New heroes- The Kegmeister

Here's the first of six more I am doing for the new stand alone line for John Sands cards in Australia. Not sure what his powers are exactly yet. Perhaps the power to quench the thirst of a whole college dormatory in a single pour.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hero # 7

Saving the world from his comfy chair. He who has the remote wields the power!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hero #6

AKA Estro-Jenny. Faster than a mood swing, stronger than a night sweat, able to leap a tall building even while bloated... On a side note: I am getting ready to do a whole new series for a stand alone project of heroes for The Ink Group of Australia! Just call me Dan the Man or perhaps King Collins. Maybe I need a new moniker...Dynamite Dan, Capt. Collins,... I'll keep thinking...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Heroes #4

The caped crusader of cannabis, dedicated to legalization, taxation and munchies!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Heroes #3

The ruler of recycling and the gladiator of global warming.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Monday, April 13, 2009

Everyday Heroes

No job is too tall or too grande. One of my 'From Zero to Hero' super heroes. They are a line of cards with Nobleworks and a book of them may be coming soon to a bookshelf near you. As soon as I do about 40 more of them. I better get back to the drawing board!

Friday, April 10, 2009

That's a rough rough.

That will take a few strokes off your game. (Now it makes sense, doesn't it?)

Thursday, April 9, 2009


There was an erroneous caption here which was for the cartoon that appears next. Last minute change but forgot to remove it.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Low energy days

There are days when you just don't feel funny. Even my own characters are getting on my case. Oh well, they have to earn a living too I suppose. If they can get a better deal with another cartoonist who am I to stand in their way? It's a tough time to be a tooner. Jobs are vanishing, publications shuttering their doors. It's what may come to be known as our dark ages. I never thought I would see the day when cartoons would face a situation they face now. You would think in times as desperate as these that cartoons would be something people need more than ever which of course they do. But it's the publishers who are trimming their stocks and getting rid of features and spots for them in the misguided notion that cartoons are dispensable. They are the easiest people to fire to their thinking. Cartoonists rarely if ever go 'postal'. We're just too nice. We just sigh and trudge away with our sketchbooks and pencils in hand, heads hanging low.
And they wonder why we have a hard time being funny.

Monday, April 6, 2009

What the heck is going on?

People are going nuts! Shooters are popping up at one or two a week! The rest of us may have to get concealed carry weapons just to leave the house. I've had my eye on a little Walther 22LR with a cute little laser sight. Maybe I will get one in my Easter basket.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Love at first gun sight

Just a weird cartoon that would have been good on Valentine's Day, if I had drawn it then. Never fails that I get a good idea after the fact. I can't wait until next year to post it so here tis.

Friday, April 3, 2009


Home of the Bad Boy. As many patties as you can steal, lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions on a mother f****in' bun.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The breakfast of champions

First Michael and then Joe Biden's daughter. If the people of this country care more about stories like this than they do about ending wars and the damage being done to the legislative process by the obstructionist GOP then we are truly headed for the end times and armageddin' tired of it!