8 year old toon

We've come a long way baby. Keep going. We have a long way to come back.

Give me liberty or give me a twinkie

When the Red Chinese come to take us over we'll just be these lardballs laying there, rolling around with our little arms and legs waving in the air. Won't even be a fight.

The Origin of the Species

I have nothing against lawyers per se. My sister is one. It's just a requirement of cartoonists to do lawyer cartoons.

Health plans from the past

A raw scan. Not even straightened. Whata ya want, it's free ain't it?

Good dog

What's for dinner?

I'll have the Daisy Duke combo.

Humpy Day

OK, Humpy's not the most lovable hound to come along but he is an incurable romantic. Which is something.

Eight years

A great song about the Bush mistake.

Ooooooooommmmmm

Feeling existential. Guess I got out on the Jung side of the bed this morning.

I caught you a delicious bass

As Napoleon would say. Sorry I have let the Chronicle lapse the last day or so. Trying to recover from the Hustler 35th anniversary party over the weekend. Fun party. Lots of scantily (make that, not at all) attired ladies. Eyes gradually able to see again from over strain.

What a ya got?

New world record for a bass!

At 22 pounds 5 ounces it beats the old world record by less than an ounce which for some reason makes it a tie with the old one. If it weighs more than it's the new record is it not? Apparently not according to the rules. It has to weigh two ounces more. It's in Japan anyway. The old record lasted 77 years! That's a long time. Now American bassers will be headed to Lake Biwa to catch those big fish. It is said the lake may be the oldest lake in the world. I don't know how they can figure that out. Oh well, at least it has finally happened. Guys have been talking about that old record fish forever. There is even a conspiracy theory or two about it.

Yours, Mime and Ours

Where's that invisible box when you need it?

Fish pics

Went fishing for the day and caught my very first Tiger Muskie. I could not believe it. Good size one, about 24 inches long. Those teeth are like razors too! Got nicked by one on the thumb, so that blood drop is probably mine. Did not even realize it until later.

Freedom flies

No particular meaning in the posting of this one. Just looking around the computer for a cartoon to throw against the wall. This one will probably stick.

The Empress has no clothes

What the heck, I'll post another this weekend but just because it's news. Why did she quit? Your guess is as good as any. I suspect it is never what they will tell you. There is more to this than meets the eye. But if Alaska wants it's wardrobe back I would like to be on hand with my new camera to document the fun.

Extra cartoon for the long weekend

This is Mr. Fixit in color. Now don't bother me until Monday. Or Tuesday.

Hottie in color

No copy balloons yet. She is enchanting is she not? Oh,sorry... I turned off the comments.

Pencil post

A new super heroess for a card. Hellacious Hottie. Not my name. For Valentine's Day. An enchantress with those headlights.

Listen Up

Is warrentless wiretapping another thing we are just going to let slide by the previous criminal administration? How many crimes are they going to get a pass on? Is there no accountability for crimes committed by the Bush regime? Then we should no longer purport to be a nation of laws when we let a slimy dictator do whatever he wants and then just stroll away. The next neocon that takes a seat in the oval office may not be an affable simpleton like w, he could be the next Hitler. And that my friends will be the end of America as we knew her.