Aint I a stinker?

Grandma used to call me that and I would take great glee in it. I don't know why, I just enjoyed being cute and bad all at the same time. Phrases like, "Happiness is a warm puppy" would make me squirm and the first thing that would pop into my head was some version that took it to the dark side. Taking something that was pure and sweet and lovable and bringing it back down to earth made it humorous for me. Elevating something and placing it on a pedestal just puts it into perfect aim for my slingshot. Or BB gun.

Welcome... or maybe not.

This is still only a pencil sketch. If it gets picked then I will ink it. I am not submitting finished line art anymore for Hustler toon edits as they have decided to put out three more issues a year meaning the cartoonists have to produce three more batches to cover the edits. No more money just more work. That sound familiar to working people out there? So now it's just pencils for Larry which will save me days of work. If things get picked then it's on to the next step in the process but not before.

There was Buddy Holly's loss..

...and there was Marcel Dadi's.

Muscle beach bimbo boobies

Another unpublished cover idea done as finished art.

Pacfish

Sorry, my posts haven't been daily lately; I've been workin'. I found a bunch of old covers for Hustler Humor which never made it that I will post more regularly in the coming days. This one harkens back to the days of Pac-man. Remember him? Here the piranas are little Pac-aranas. It also harkens to the days of watching old Tarzan films where the first ones to 'get it' were the native bearers. Usually the white guys are rescued by Tarzan right before their turn with cruel fate but after a couple of natives provide gruesome examples of what's in store. This was painted in dyes and tempuras.

The James Gang.

Why in the world you would mess up your marriage to Sandra Bullock is indeed a mystery. You play with bombs, you get blown up.

A shot in the dark

The Crazies

New Schitts

A redesign of my most successful card to date. They want three totally different designs for Target, Recycled Paper Products and American Greetings. There will also be an online version with just empty frames for uploading your own photos of family, etc to make a personalized card. This card is going to be like a bad stink; it will be everywhere. But in a good way. Like a good stink.

Vote early and often

You can never use this cartoon too much. Don't get complacent; the right is foaming at the bit to 'get their country back' (from who and for whom is anyone's guess) so they can screw the nation up even worse. That should be enough motivation for anyone to get out there and mark a ballot to make sure they never again get the chance. Unless you want more of the same from the Boosh years.

Law swimsuit

And you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Finished Major Bitch

Another hero enters the fray. That is the battle for supremacy in the greeting card market. Face front!

Oy vey, what a hero!

A new card for the Jewish guy with the card company.

The Fart Knockers

Sorry I haven't posted one in a few days. Been crazy with deadlines. Why do they always have to have these things by a certain time. Why can't we be like France where if you don't get something done when it needs to be, it doesn't really matter. No one cares. You have to take your time off. It's already 3:00 so it's time to go home for the day. We'll do it tomorrow. The server is down. I'm going on my mandated vacation of three months per year. Yeah, that's the way it should be.

Venting machine

Dope and Change

Made in China

Rub it

The Six senses

Free gas

Now what sort of gas she's talking about is the question.