Back to school

A person from Northern California asked to use this image for a website for their community school. I gave 'em permission. Aren't I the nice one.

4 Stages of Santaness

Jingle Bells jazz

And a Starbucks...

Old photo

1971 after playing at church with old friend Mike Sommers. I don't think we have a prayer of fitting into those slacks ever again. NIce old Beatle bass!

Old card never used...until now.

The inside part of that card.

Clown car joke

Let's name him lunch

These are tough times. And tough times call for tough measures and tough breaks for tough meats which eventually turns into tough crap. Things are just generally tough!

Santapede

He knows when you've been pupating, he knows when you've metamorphasized...

Bushtoon

An older one but still a good reminder that they will try and foist their next goon at us the very next time.

Goin' Down to Liberal Town...

A nice place to raise the kids. No screaming teabaggers in town halls, everyone is polite. The bankers will lend you money for your aroma therapy candle shoppe. Everyone has health insurance and Rush Limbaugh isn't carried by a single radio station. A town where everyone cares about each other.

For the righties out there

For all the dittoheads out there including BigFurBall who tried to prevent this cartoon from appearing on 'that' website. Normally I don't post toons showing a big lardass on the Chronicle but since this one shows in such a clear manner what motivates the average Dimbaugh fan, I am making an exception to that rule. You see, BigFatHat, you can't stop the truth in a free society no matter how hard you try. You say you're not guilty of hypocrisy? You boyo are the definition of it.

A republican's view of freedom or I owned iThinkiOwnTheWorldAsIf.com

I was recently asked for permission to post a cartoon of mine by a site called something like iThinkiOwnTheWorldAsIf.com. The cartoon is the one posted here which was done during the disastrous Bush Mistake. Everyone knows he is the dumbest president this country has ever seen, right, no argument there? Well now all these neokooks have been circulating the cartoon thinking it is about Obama and in their words, "It's the greatest political cartoon to ever be drawn!" That is until I tell them it was drawn in 2007 and is about their fearless leader Boris W. Boosh. One of their administrators removes the cartoon and replaces it with some photoshopped idiocy which then renders the whole thread meaningless. He then proceeds to attack me and change my links to other cartoons, one of which can be enjoyed by even a conservative. He then closes the thread so I cannot respond to his lame arguments but not until he goes on a rant about how the left is more apt to censor free speech that it doesn't like. Where he got that little tidbit probably rhymes with hizzass and no doubt is where all his information comes from. The utter and blatant hypocrisy is amazing to witness in action even for me. It all goes along perfectly with the founding fathers cartoon, illustrating much better than I could ever do, how the right will talk all day long of their love for freedom and then with their actions work to thwart those freedoms that the founders fought for. It's a sad commentary about a political party that has been co-opted by the fascist element. Lincoln, Eisenhower and most pre-Nixon republicans would turn away in disgust from the example of these GOPstains. And if you dems and progressives don't get out there and vote next election we are going to have a bunch more of them back in office! They are like weeds. If you aren't vigilant and keep spraying them they will come back even tougher than before!

To boldly go...

Twas ever thus...

New Moon roof

Just thought I would try to tie in with a hit movie. It can place you higher on the search engines.

Avast me boobies!

Attack of Bigfoot

This cartoon appeared in National Lampoon's Best Cartoons of the 21st Century. Of course.

Chocolateboarding

Logo job

Just finished this. One of the few I have done but hopefully I'll be doing some more now that I am getting into vector drawing.

Lost

Man hooters

Hey, if I needed a job, this might be an option. Though the tips would probably not help my income much.

Even a caveman...

He stole my fish!

I spotted this fish surfacing and then this guy came along and caught it.
It was cool. This fellow helped me out a week earlier and snapped the shot of me holding one, which I posted earlier. I am grateful for that, no end. He's a member of a muskie club not far away and I might stop in for a meeting, who knows. It's a good way to find out how best to fish for this species. And it is a wild one to catch.

Boxers or briefs?

I won't tell you the cutline for the inside of this greeting card. You will have to either figure it out using your sense of humor or buy the card when it comes out.

November muskie

Caught a muskie yesterday. A tad chilly, not too windy. Incredibly beautiful. Totally exciting.

Cutting healthcare costs

One of my old faves

French cartoons: the kind cartoonists like.

Am being printed in Fluide Glacial, a humor mag from France. This is one they picked, all are Hustler reprints. Thank goodness the french are so free thinking and not hung up on propriety like we are here in the US. You know we are!

The Unreal Housewives

The 7 Baked Dwarves

They're not just baking cookies in that tree. They're also baking their brains!

King Kong Muskie

Well sports fans, no cartoon today. Just some shots of the 42 inch muskie I caught on the lake! This is the biggest fish of my life! It came up and jumped totally out of the water like a tarpon. I stood dumb founded by it's size. Took about 5 minutes to get it up and into the boat. Now my boat is slimed. Smells like muskie! I am still in awe.

Cereal club for men

Seeing eye bus driver

This is a really old one from Hustler.

Grilled egg

Canadian Idol

More orchids

I have some free kittens

To a good home.

Bad dog! Bad, bad , bad!

Bum's Rush to Rush's Bum

It all is becoming clearer now isn't it? Well, not for them anyway.

Santa pencil

A BIG pencil!

You want flies with that?

No cartoon Mondays

It's fishing day. It was absolutely perfect weather. Caught a bunch of fish too! Here's Aaron my son after exiting the lake with the sun going down and the lights of the bridge in the background.

Boxed lunch

The Public Flogging Option

Orchids in the studio

I raise orchids as a hobby and here are two plants blooming in tandem. The smell is incredible!

Geicotoon

New toon

Colored and inked in Painter.