Target cards

Here's another remix of a previously drawn and successful card.

Schitt Remix

This is a redrawing of a card that has been rather popular in the card market for me. This and a couple others will be part of a house line for Target.

Tasteless Cartoon of the Month

These are the kind of things I wonder about.

Sign of the Times

My daily paper has shrunk to the size of what used to be the Home and Garden section. The editorial cartoonist is still with the Dispatch but for how long is the question. Time magazine is now the thickness of a pamphlet on the latest drug for curing scrotal pattern baldness. Time sucks anyway so who cares. They started a cartoon page and then promptly cut it after one month. Nice job there Time, grasping at straws are we? If Time dies I won't care in the least, but if my local daily dies the long slow death where am I going to get movie times or the next goofy looking person in the obits to clip and add to my collection of goofy obit pics? I don't 'use' internet porn and I tire quickly of some buttwipe's opinion on what happened today in DC. I can't read the morning news on the web and eat my cereal at the same time or else I get milk in my keyboard. What will happen to print news?? The suspense is killing me. And the Dispatch.

What did I tell ya'?

They decided on color changes on all but two heroes. Luckily Photoshop allows me to do it with ease. And I am just good. They wanted Superstud's outfit reversed in color to be more like Superman's. I must admit, I like it a little better.

Agent Oldfart

My alter ego.

Superstud

The series is almost done! Only one more to go. He'll be out tomorrow here on the Chronicle. Of course there may be adjustments after they see the finals. There always seems to be something they want changed or fixed.

The Sportologist

Dr Evil

I think Cheeney is going to end up being investigated and prosecuted for ordering torure even before they had their phony legal butt covering memos. He's just evil. You knew it looking at him. The beady eyes, the snarly lip curl, it's all there. There isn't going to be any sentiment about it either the way Bush might have. A vice pres isn't that important in the grand scheme of things. You can throw one in jail and it won't be that traumatic to the country.

Baron Brewski

The Chocoholic

The Juggler

The Multitasking Mom is now the Juggler. She can close a million dollar business deal, cook a delicious meal and keep her man happy in a single bound.

Springtime has sproinged

I should have posted this sooner but there's still time. Spring is still here in all her wondrous warmth. It's so nice emerging from the cold and snow to green grass and daffodils! This is the best time of year because the seasons I love best are before me and the winter is at it's farthest point in our elliptical odyssey around the sun. I know that it can slip past quickly and if you don't enjoy it while you can you will be regretting it when the snow flakes start fluttering down all over again. Shorts, sun, fish, water, ice cream cones, vacations lie before us like jewels on the open ground. But beware, July 4th will be here in a wink and then the incline down towards fall starts getting gradually steeper every day, picking up speed to the day you notice that summer has ended. Then you wonder, what happened? It was here in my hand and now it has evaporated! I wish I had gotten out more instead of watching it whiz past my studio window while I slave over a hot cartoon. It happens the same way every year. But it is bright and new today. There is time now. Enjoy it. Roll around in it like a pup in the grass. Because spring never lasts forever and you won't get another crack at this one ever again.

The Super Stud

The new version.

More hero fixes

They wanted some changes on two of the heroes. This guy was in a Rascal before but they want the walker. I like it better this way too. He has more of a super costume.

Crappy cartoon

I have done more fly and crap jokes than anyone on the planet. Not something I generally tout as an accomplishment.

Teabag for two

Captain Couch

Pay no attention to that buckle, he used to be named Sargeant Sofa.